Now: Sunny, 97 Degrees F

LOVE THE HEAT OF IT ALL. IT'S HOTTER THAN A SACK OUT THERE RIGHT NOW, AND WHEN I GET HOME THE HOUSE WILL LIKEWISE. I'M WAITING FOR BOB VILA TO SHOW UP AND PUT IN CENTRAL AIR AT MY HOUSE, I WOULD THEN LIKE HIM MORE THAN NORM ABRAM. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE THEN YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE NOW AND TURN ON PBS.. I'M SURE ONE OF THE TWO WILL BE ON THERE BUILDING SOMETHING, OR AT LEAST THEY'LL AT LEAST BE WEARING PLAID. SORRY FOR THE YELLING IN CAPS, BUT IT'S SO HOT I HAVE TO STRAIN TO MAKE MYSELF AUDIBLE OVER THE DRONE OF AIR CONDITIONERS. GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR