Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Canada

The other day I got upset when I thought about Canada. I was worried that they might try to overtake the United States and force us to like polar bears, molson ice & hockey. Canada is a big country and they sit on top of us.. like that fat kid that sits on you on the playground and makes you smell his feet.

But then I looked at the medal totals at the Olympics and I realized Canada wasn't really worth worrying about after all. They are sort of like a colder version of France.. except they don't try to talk a bunch of junk and get pwnd.

1 comment:

Chad said...

this was much funnier when Canada still had a big fat "0" in the medals total category. :(

Damn you Canada.. always ruining all my fun! *shakes fist towards the north*